betterdeadthanreddit

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Fecal contamination is a fact of life or, put succinctly, shit happens.

The dog did say he can't tell time.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Smash them up and dump the crumbs into a glass. Now it's a drink and no longer subject to the tyrannical nutritional guidelines of the medical establishment, leaving you free to consume it as you please.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have an idea for what we could feed those dogs.

OP was asking for things that would be different.

I'd believe that it's a 13-year-old spewing dumb 13-year-old ideas of how humor works. Their thoughts don't count yet.

Reality is picking up scraps off a third-rate political sitcom's cutting-room floor again, I see.

...'Who is responsible?'

Obviously the deer is very responsible, he's wearing proper PPE.