betterdeadthanreddit

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I'll make a nice meal and reflect on what's driving us further from the country we're supposed to be. Thinking of it more like memorial day until there's something to celebrate again.

You Only Light Once.

Don't need that one either but it's there.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The UK needs no chief rabbi. Why does the UK have a chief rabbi?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a cost-saving measure, suits figure the rank-and-file will start bringing in support pillars from home. Sort of like a potluck approach to structural integrity but much safer than a regular potluck.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why though? Could just start winding down the whole thing early and call it quits when he does.

"No."

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you're getting me on the phone is if there's some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren't able to identify) that isn't easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we're going down after a sentence or two of their description.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

...when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol...

Proofreading hard.

I'd watch this Red Dawn reboot.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

 
 

vInpu', vInpu', vInpu',

There's far too many of you dying (without honor)...

 

The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

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