With his tongue. After all, he'll lick HitlerPig's and Homan's boots.
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It's simpler than that. Someone (not Luigi) stopped a Corporate Serial Killer that was responsible for the deaths and suffering of millions of people in the past, and millions in the future. Whoever killed him acted in defense of others, and is not guilty of murder. He should get a medal.
Luigi is a paradox. He didn't do the crime, but he is a hero for it anyway.
Licensing his stupid name has been his business for years. He hasn't "developed" anything in decades.
The classic answer is La Bamba. Love the song, no idea what the lyrics are.
They should raid City Hall, drag him from his office to the roof, and toss him off.
MORE journalists should be focusing on the pure evil of Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller. This is the guy who wants to reduce the American population from a diverse 335 million, to a homogenous 100illion. He is HitlerPig's most trusted advisor, someone who has been by his side from the beginning, while dozens of others have come and gone.
He is an incredibly powerful man, and Moran was fired for simply pointing out the most basic truth about him. ABC has been my favored news source for a long time, but after this incident, and the $15 million settlement of the frivolous and vexatious Stephanopoulos Defamation case (which was nothing less than a bribe), I can't trust their reporting anymore.
He also systematically overcharges for Secret Service accomodations as well, including golf cart rentals for following him around.
He actually makes profit on his security detail. Welcome to the United States of Ferengenar.
When I saw the pictures of the protests in multiple cities, I realized that ICE, law enforcement, and the military don't stand a chance. They might be able to wipe out one protest, maybe even 2 or 3, but they could never get them all, and it's likely they'd be spread so thin, they couldn't significantly impact any of them.
They have to be looking at the sizes of those protests, and getting worried. And they know there are plenty more at home. All they have is intimidation, the fear of violence, but now they know they are badly outnumbered, and the people know it, too.
Crackdowns on these cities is a sign of panic, and panic is very dangerous. Stay alert, Patriots.
Eye catching, easy to carry, makes a memorable statement, and handy if things get froggy.
I like it, a lot.
Not the hockey trophy.
It's one of those big 40 oz insulated cups with a handle, lid, and straw. Put in some ice and cold water, and it will stay cold for 24 hours. They were made famous by the Stanley Tool company. The Stanley ones are about $45, but now there are lots of cheaper knockoffs. I got mine at Aldi for $13.
They've become an entire industry in themselves. They even make accessories for them. I saw a short news story on the wildly decorated house of a woman who designed a special purse that had two compartments, one for her stuff, and one for her big tumbler. She made them in all sorts of color combinations, and had them all displayed on shelves in her basement office. They've become extremely popular, and have made her rich.
Get one. They work great. I carry mine with me everywhere I go. When I leave a fast food place, I always fill my empty cup with ice, and dump it in my tumbler when I get in the car.
I'll bet that's way more about the "Stanley Cup" tumbler than you thought existed.
Accompanied by the full Praetorian Guard.