WeirdGoesPro

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

Well…I can’t deny that they sure look like the kind of people who would be in the guillotine line.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

I smuggled 4 import vehicles in my butt when I crossed the Mexican border yesterday. They’ll never take me alive.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, at that point they’ll just pull voter records and have political education camps for liberals and leftists that just happen to involve free labor for Tesla.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Rasputin is more like Elon Musk: a gross middle aged man pulling the strings of a king who has intelligence falsely attributed to him.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

That’s because they aren’t even remotely the same. You experienced a rich man picking up consenting ladies to go on a cruise. Epstein was coercing underage teenagers to be used for barter with powerful strangers they had never met.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

A pardon has traditionally involved an admission of guilt, so no.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I’m gullible, but the idea of a wise old man pulling the strings of a king and getting magical powers attributed to him seems like the sort of thing that could definitely happen in real life.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

It’s a ballpark average. The point is that it translates to “a holy shit ton of movies”. I need to store a holy shit ton of movies.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Then I guess I disagree for a different reason—the ballpark estimate definitely helped me conceptualize how far that storage would go for me.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I disagree. I very much want something like this at some point for media storage. One of these babies could replace all of my spinning disk drives.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

The words of a man who doesn’t understand FOSS.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”

And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.

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