Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Depends entirely who's done the choosing and on what basis.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

With great responsibility (hopefully) comes great power, as my auntie Ben used to say. I'd rock it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

It's-a you, Mario?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk -1 points 1 week ago

Because things will get better.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you build it, they will porn.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The sound of an English country garden on a Sunday in summer.

This is a composite of several sounds all of which must be quiet or distant enough to not be a distraction but which in conjunction are glorious:

  • childrens’ laughter just far away enough to not be bothersome
  • bees buzzing from flower to flower
  • a propeller-driven light aircraft from a nearby aerodrome (ideally this would be a vintage plane with a Merlin engine, gently warbling in the distance)
  • the sound of leather on willow, and the occasional call and muted cheer, from a cricket match on the village green
  • the gentle burble of a stream
  • church bells, far enough away that their individual peels almost blend into each other
  • the clink of ice as someone pours a perfect gin and tonic.
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

fathom

Also a unit of measurement.

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