Hossenfeffer

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

I know. No other logical explanation!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

Shithead, pronounced shi-thayd.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Nail clippers. I kept losing nail clippers so I bought a pack of 10 and put two in each of the places I'd expect to be able to find them. I think I'm down to only having four now, so it might be time to buy another 10.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You fucking cheapskate, OP, what about the carrot for the reindeer?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The whole of the TV show 'Lost' took place in the mind of a goose.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

In the UK it’s a mince pie and a glass of some booze (traditionally sherry) and a carrot for the reindeer.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago

But it does predate generative AI. Dunno who it was done by.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's just what an insect would say!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

Oh, yes, that was it! Good times!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It's been a long while but IIRC in one of the early Metal Gear Solid games there was a baddie who would threaten to (and could) corrupt your save file, completely breaking the fourth wall in the process.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

If you ever get to the Philippines give it a try! Ask for the “young” balut so it’s more like an egg and less like a baby duck.

No thanks!

 
 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

 
 
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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

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We also just slap meat on the grill:

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but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

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If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

When will news media stop falling for this shit?

Oh, yes, when it stops generating clicks. I am part of the problem.

 

This year, like every year, I have spunked a truly obscene amount of money away on anonymous Valentine’s gifts.

If you have received an anonymous card or gift, it’s pretty safe to say I sent it. I don’t want thanks, I just love to bring a little love and joy into the world.

You’re all welcome.

 

Sorry for the absolute potato quality!

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