Console_Modder

They really did not need to make DK do an ahegao face in the thumbnail and yet, here we are

Everyone I knew will be at the wake. As the first of my friends and family approach the casket, they let out a gasp. The casket is empty. Suddenly, the lights go out. The Space Jam Theme Song begins to play as the room is illuminated with disco balls and a laser light show. The lights reveal my body is swinging from a ceiling fan in the center of the room. Funerals are too depressing, and I want mine to be a celebration of life. No money is mentioned in my will, it is all going to the open bar

Since I have to come in to work on Saturday for "a couple of hours" and I know it is going to be a full shift from 2pm to 10pm, I am not exactly in a very productive mood today. If anyone tries to bug me at my desk, I am definitely gonna go out to a random production area and space out while I stare at machinery for a couple of hours

Guess I'm moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!

But does it taste better than sleepy-time chicken?

Absolutely not. I'd rather have no documentation and start from scratch than be gaslit by an entire team of people telling me that the very obviously wrong documentation is correct and has been correct for 30 years

You see this? This is called a "smart phone." Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you've been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend's phone number. He's an accountant, and I think he'll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.

Patch notes show that everything they fixed were crashes, freezes, and items or NPCs not spawning. They originally said that they would keep a lot of exploits and jank as it's part of Oblivion's charm, and it looks like they are staying true to that

Automation and controls engineer here, and I would get fired so fast from that because I saw what you wrote and what I actually read was, "make the safeties and guarding as robust and expensive as possible since all the workers will be untrained and inexperienced."

If you want to see some scary shit, tell me I have a fully autonomous zone fully enclosed in three feet of concrete and I'm going to find out exactly how fast these ABB IRB 4400's can move before they rip out their mounting bolts.