That little spin move from the one in the back is so adorable lmao
ArcaneSlime
You'd be surprised, people do indeed shoot coke or meth. They've also been known to use sprite when they didn't have water, which is actually crazier when you think about it.
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as "shooting up." The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one "takes neither and shows up drunk", and the twist is that "rather than showing up drunk he's doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs" wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
I'm sure that's next on his list lmao.
LOL wearing condoms is copium now? Have fun with your STDs!
Fucking christ NZ can't even have magnets?!
That sounds like something the british would do.
I mean, I understand where you're coming from, they absolutely shouldn't log IPs. BUT, if you're committing crimes or even doing legal things the government doesn't like, it would behoove you to put in the absolute bare minimum of OPSEC at least.
Like, some people know they have STDs and don't warn people and spread them, right? And while the spreader is obviously the problem there, some commonly accepted advice to the victim is "you should have worn a condom anyway." And they should have worn a condom to protect themselves (and also the spreader should be held liable.)
Like the previous example, anyone using any online service (for secrety things) should know to put a VPN condom on before they put their data inside that sexy, slutty server rack. And like how contraceptives were that knowledge needs to be spread.
They're just cats you can't blame them. At least they're not sig guys!
No way, it's too small for a Glock 19!
They carry a Glock 43.
Oh good emails now have that iPhone ass:
Liked "The entire message I just sent repeated back to me because this fucking iPhone user can't be assed to use their goddamn words or even just do a regular emoji because it's two extra fucking buttons."
I miss emoticons (in fact I never switched :D), and just when I'm getting used to emojis they added this reaction shit, and now they're expanding that horse fuckery to email. Woo hoo.
"Deise Fuxe gibt es auch als plant based."
Signs in the burgh sprechst deutsch?


Thirding fedora, seconding the Ubuntu hate. Specifying FedoraKDE, however.