She hasn't heard from him since? She'd better unclench and make sure he's okay...
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If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
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It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
... fuckin'?
"what the fuq"- meant
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn't a fluid
I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
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Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
Green flag
brown flag.
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can't have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We're attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
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A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
You're welcome!
This is peak Segal. He should be known for this and not anything else.
He's an actor? I know him from Putin's parades, which he attends frequently
You mean a Volvo?
It's only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn't, it's just sparkling vagina
No it's a pisay
Isn't that how Macklemore pronounces it in "and we danced"?
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Lord, I'd cum and then propose.
And if I was her, I'd wait til you were fingering my asshole then say, "Told you I'd put a ring on it"
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
That's honestly hilarious. I'd be laughing
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
Surprise pinkeye
How the fuck do you accidentally poop
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