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[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 89 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Some of us pay good money for that

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree

(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 55 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Well feces ideally isn't a fluid

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 43 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 9 hours ago

Mr Fish + Cosmo makes my brain completely skip the fun show made by a horrible person and go to A Fish Called Wanda for whatever reason

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 minutes ago

2 girls disagree.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them