this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
597 points (99.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

36292 readers
3395 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] stickly@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this galaxy brain ben moment

collapsed inline media

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ol Benny Shaps is about as sharp as a baked potato

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He has the energy of that kid in high school who has been told his whole he's the smartest person ever by his parents, and now he thinks everything he ever thinks is the objective truth.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 16 hours ago

I mean that's kinda been his schtick is being the "conservative boy genius" except he's pushing like 40 now so he's been shifting his style before he completely outgrows his old style. Letting some stubble grow, wearing leather jackets, and generally hitting that "divorced dad trying to look cool but not too much y'know" look

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

The next time you feel that your life is in danger, remind your assailant(s) that assault, battery, rape, and murder are crimes. They will stop immediately and thank you for the gentle reminder.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You cannot kidnap someone without their consent. Just say no.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Pro tip: You also cannot be kidnapped if you do give consent! Then it stops being a kidnapping and becomes a road trip. Like and subscribe for more life hacks

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Instead, tell them it's banned. That'll stop them in their tracks.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 17 hours ago

"I'm telling on you!"

Last words before the teacher came and took the deeply ashamed criminal away to go sit in a corner for a few minutes

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When crime is outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

.... So make crime legal and tax it instead??

[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 14 points 1 day ago

This is the logic of the NRA

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Is that not what fines are? There are plenty of crimes you can do as long as you have the money

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Now you're thinking like a patrician

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 hours ago

As a side bonus, you now know who all the members of the thieves guild are.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 27 points 1 day ago (24 children)

My god she is so god damned dumb. The whole right wing is just so vapid in this country, except the nazis- they aren't just dumb, they're zealous too, which is a way more dangerous combination.

These assholes are turning Sweden into a straight up surveillance society and dismantling our rights because dAnGeRoUs ImIGrEnTs. It makes me want to fucking vomit, they are destroying everything that made Sweden great so that we can become more like USA- their favorite country in the world (except for the nazis, who for some super inexplicable reason are in love with Russia).

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Annie Lööf https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annie_L%C3%B6%C3%B6f

While she is a crazy economically far right politician, who wants everyone to have higher rents, no welfare, and so on, the one thing her party (through many party leader switches since her) still stands against is the populist racist far right. While all other right wing parties adopted the far-right language and started collaborating with them, her party did not, and left their previous coallition to be in opposition instead. I have probably zero respect and understanding for her and her party's politics, except for that one point. This position also led her to be a target of a planned neo nazi assassination, because of all the hate the far right (here I mean hate the actual far right party, which all the right parties collaborates with openly had for her) has for her and her party.

[–] guy@piefed.social 8 points 22 hours ago

Centerpartiet is not a crazy economically far right party lmao. They're absolutely economically liberal, which is a conservative point yes, but they're not worse than anyone other from Alliansen. This includes Annie Lööf of course.

[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If you believe she is far right, you have some serious reading to do mate. You won't though. You'll just trash this comment and say you know more than me.

You're entitled to your beliefs. However wrong they are.

[–] xeekei@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago

"Far right" lol ok

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This is Patrick!

[–] guy@piefed.social 5 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You do realize that Annie Lööf hasn't been a politician since 2023 because of people like you?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh nooo, little miss Ayn Rand fangirl stopped working in politics. Her mandate lasted nearly twenty fucking years, she had plenty of time as a politician.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

She left politics after almost being assassinated by a nazi murderer and after years of receiving threats and very graphic, targeted hate speech.

Annie Lööf herself, as a liberal, would not have considered it a problem that people vocalized their frustration with politics or calling politicians ”fucking dumb”.

You are intentionally sabotaging public discourse and I can’t understand why.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (22 replies)
[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is also true in America, but only if you're not wealthy.

"Justice is a snake, it only bites the barefooted ones."

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

No, this is what causes high crime rates! If you want lower crime rates you just outlaw law.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The translation is not what she said though.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Link to actual translation?

[–] 404@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Not a huge difference or should I say not very different

In difference, it is considered to be insignificant.

[–] pmk@piefed.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No but the swedish subtitle is not what she said either. It concerns the legal term "criminal intent" when it comes to running a business. Someone else posted a longer explanation.

[–] guy@piefed.social 2 points 22 hours ago

That is not nearly as fun though

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

A distinction without a difference.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Viral: Annie Lööf and the criminal offenses

I have noted that this old image of Annie Lööf from SVT's Aktuellt is circulating on social media again. "In Sweden, it is forbidden to be criminal," the caption on the image reads, and comments usually suggest that this proves how utterly imbecilic Annie Lööf is to say such a thing.

Image likely from Aktuellt, February 21, 2012. But is the text authentic or manipulated?

But is the image actually authentic? Admittedly, those who subtitle TV programs are often forced to compress statements quite heavily, so this could possibly be what the subtitler thought was a fair summary of what Annie Lööf said. However, it could also be a Photoshopped image.

The last time this image went around the web, I wrote to Aktuellt to ask, but unfortunately received no reply. The image shows the older Aktuellt logo, so it should be older than March 5, 2012, when Aktuellt launched its new design.

The Swedish Radio program Tankesmedjan i P3 addressed the matter on February 23, 2012, and on the program's website, they also wrote about it under the headline "It is illegal to commit crimes." The audio file itself on the website was titled "In Sweden, it is thus criminal to be criminal." In the program, this causes great amusement, yet they quote Annie Lööf with a longer excerpt than what appears in the TV image, where she says:

"In Sweden, for a very long time, it has been forbidden to conduct activities with a criminal purpose, and it still is and will continue to be so in the future."

The Social Democratic magazine Tiden's Facebook page also reproduces the longer quote and cites the source as SVT's Rapport on February 21, 2012. Political scientist and commentator Ulf Bjereld likely heard the same phrasing in Aktuellt that same day, as he tweeted:

"In Sweden, it has long been forbidden to conduct activities with a criminal purpose." Annie Lööf just said in SVT Aktuellt.

Bjereld apparently considered any further comment superfluous.

When the TV station did not respond to my email, I wrote instead to Annie Lööf's department, the Ministry of Enterprise, and received a reply from Joel Kanebjörk (Oct 19, 2012, reg. no. N2012/3636/BREV):

"Minister for Enterprise Annie Lööf has previously pointed out that it is forbidden to conduct activities with a criminal purpose. This was in connection with deliberations regarding Annie's and the government's vision to simplify and increase freedom for the country's entrepreneurs. Part of this vision has been to reduce the number of regulations for entrepreneurs, precisely to increase freedom and profitability. Against this background, an implication has been highlighted suggesting that the government has simplified things so much for businesses that it is now easier for them to resort to criminal acts."

Well, then the statement perhaps doesn't sound quite so tautological. If you search through old government bills and legal texts, you also find quite a bit regarding "criminal purpose." For example, the Trade Names Act (1974:156) prohibits registering a firm that "is contrary to law or other statutes."

In Government Bill 1973:115, legislation is requested because it can "be suspected that at least part of the significant income provided by sex club and posing activities is utilized for a criminal purpose."

In a motion to the Parliament (1997/98:L912), it is stated that it is not "justifiable that the Foundation Act is used for a criminal purpose. A review should take place to close the loopholes that make economic crime possible..."

It remains an open question whether the specific image is manipulated or not. But it can be considered established that Annie Lööf was likely referring to these types of ulterior motives within certain activities.”

-translated

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 4 points 4 hours ago

Damn this meme aged like milk.

Our politicians still argue like this to this day.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@piefed.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Didn't this happen in The Dark Knight Rises?

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 2 points 14 hours ago

At least they haven't started incorporating Judge Dredd side stories into their politics. Only a matter of time before one of them reads the Dark Judges stories and decides being tough on crime means killing everyone.

collapsed inline media

load more comments
view more: next ›