Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.
If it isn't then I'd eat the whole cake.
You know what? I'm going to eat the whole cake anyway.
I'm coming. For the cake. Do not resist.
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You're just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.
YOU'RE A WITCH.
BURN THE WITCH.
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
Nice memory
Flashy
No shit they weren't about to plug that drive into their computers. Funny still.
What if the photo in USB stick was the photo of a USB stick?
Then it means it’s not a dream because the USB stick stops spinning.
It's filled with regret.
Every story about a bakery I've ever heard is them doing stuff like this. I'm convinced it's a global conspiracy. Forgot the Freemasons, it's the intentional cabal of cake decorators I'm worried about.
Go to bakery, give them a flash drive, ask them to make a cake with a picture of the flashdrive.
"Umm... You mean use a picture on the flashdrive?"
"No, I want you to take a picture of the flashdrive itself and put it on the cake... It's for a joke..."
"Ok, whatever, you're the customer!"
Post picture of the cake you specifically requested "Omg! LoOk whAt thE BaKery diD!!!1"
I'm not even convinced a bakery made that cake. The picture is waaaay off center, and the twirly stuff looks like shit. I'm convinced they skipped the bakery and just made it themselves.
I asked for dairy Queen to put a "cartoon steak" on a cake, to tease my friend who was an inconsistent vegetarian.
When I picked up the cake, it had a cartoon snake on it.
The story made the cake even better than it would have been if they did what I wanted.
Ermagerd