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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 62 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you're in big trouble.

[–] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 29 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

na        than

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Shorten it to "Than", the "Na" is silent. I'd rather you pronounce the "Th" like "Thought" to say "Than" than "Than" like a typical "The" sound. When I was younger I had them call me "Thane", that was "Than" with a nonexistent silent "E" that wasn't on the end.

Is that sentence even readable?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 29 points 16 hours ago

It's the name of the twin you absorbed in the womb.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 17 points 14 hours ago

Middle names are kinda like that

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Since when did the alien comic guy stray into microblogging?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Since forever I think, but tbh I only follow his comics so I don't know what else is he writing about

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

I'm gonna guess since 2018 at least

[–] shadshack@feddit.online 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

New guy at work's legal name is Emilejustin, and goes by Justin. Effectively the Emile is silent.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

I used to work with a guy whose first name was Lordprince. His parents must have had high hopes for him.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

That's Nathan for you.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Fucking "Queue" has entered the chat...

[–] colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

Mlep(clay)nos has entered the chat

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Now that's a reasonable idea that won't go out of hand!

[–] bebabalula@feddit.dk 1 points 1 hour ago

So it’s just pronounced “nat-han” then?

[–] felixrostrum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 hours ago

Same with the town of Derry, the first six letters are silent

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine using a language that has consistent pronunciation and no concept of "silent" letters

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

*laughs in Estonian*