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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 111 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 20 points 18 hours ago
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What, didn't think someone with the name Pooh Bear was a bottom?? Kinda obvious in hindsight.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

Oh, bother.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

What's god doing at the gates of Heaven? St. Peter out sick that day or something?

[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

St Peter has Sunday off for religious reasons.

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 28 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago

chair goes flying

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 17 hours ago

Mind the cliff.

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

ILLUSIONS, MICHAEL!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Is that actually from Rebirth?

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 6 points 11 hours ago

Hell fuckin yeah it is, that's my favorite part of the game!

[–] three@lemmy.zip 26 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Next time I'm mounting a dick, "oh, bother" is definitely coming out.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That'd make me nut so quick.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Oh yeah baby, fill my honeypot 🐝💦 🍯

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 4 points 9 hours ago

"Oh, deary me😩"

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 23 points 9 hours ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 22 points 17 hours ago
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it

downloads to share with friends

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 18 points 12 hours ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

Kingdom Hearts After Dark

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 17 hours ago

I did not consent to this.

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 hours ago
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago
[–] TemplaerDude@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago

You people need help, I’m not religious and this is unholy as fuck.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

And this song is for OP in the back. It's called "We Hate You, Please Die."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

I don't remember this part of kingdom hearts

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago
[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

DELETE THIS NEPHEW

[–] Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago
[–] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] retreaux@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 18 hours ago

I will never get into a story where Sephiroth has the hots for anyone but Zack, I'm just a traditionalist.

[–] ArchAengelus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 17 hours ago

Today I'm glad to have bad memory.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

You can do things like that without Sonic or Shrek?

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 7 points 9 hours ago

Alexa, play "One Loined Piglet"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago

Nomura's done it again! I love Kingdom Hearts.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 6 points 10 hours ago

Can someone put the "forgiveness stops by Jesus" meme here?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

That's it. Your internet access privileges have to be removed. 🤬

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

Listen, I don't EVER want to see Winnie the Pooh's bedroom eyes again. Do you hear me?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 17 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 17 hours ago

that's basically just sephzack

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