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[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 192 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hint:

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 80 points 1 day ago (2 children)

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago

Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

(from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven't)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another great line you're good at this.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I won't do what you tell me

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

damn. y'all writin a banger here

[–] anzo@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nah bro. They are joking as per the post. All these are lyrics in Hannah Montana songs!

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Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

“Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

-TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 166 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 120 points 1 day ago

Figured what out?
--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

You know he saw that and probably thought how clever he was to point this out while posting it.

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent "news" media. They're not getting it on purpose. 

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

- Upton Sinclair

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn't be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn't affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can get drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is "yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?"

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 9 points 1 day ago

I detest that you call these brain-dead people doing it on purpose.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's not even what a "misnomer" is.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's a female gnome, right?

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 20 hours ago

Good catch. I overlooked that, overshadowed by the fail of missing the insinuation in the whimsical analogy.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy must listen to RAtM and be like "I don't get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn't make sense!"

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Since when is RAtM political?!?!"

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still love the post where some dude bitches at Tom Morello something like "I liked RatM when you weren't political" and Tom shot back asking him to name a single song that wasn't political so he could delete it.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Love that dude.

Never got to see RATM live, held tickets in my hand 3 times, and it was always cancelled (covid, Zach’s injury). At least I saw Morello a year ago, it was great.

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 day ago
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 43 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of bad old days when Ukrainian cops were the worst shit. Like - plant evidence and arrest you worst shit, beat you up in the alley because you look weird shit. You see a cop - you go the opposite side of the street as far as possible because that motherfucker will have a problem with you. And then one day - the government pulled the trigger on the police reform, fired pretty much anyone with any kind of negative rep and replaced them with new recruits and it is almost as if years of fucked up bullshit were all just the bad dream.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

I guess Ukraine didn't push enough propaganda on you to convince half your population that cops abusing your rights, and killing people at will, is great for Ukraine!

That's how we do it in America, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!®

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Oooo, so close!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So they don't know what the word 'misnomer' means at all? You really gotta be brain dead...

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In case anyone thinks you’re being serious:

misnomer /mĭs-nō′mər/

noun

  1. An error in naming a person or place. 
  2. Application of a wrong name. 
  3. A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or object.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/misnomer

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/misnomer

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hannah Montana is a girl and therefore can't be a "proud boy". Utter nonsense.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I have never ever seen Hannah Montana and Joe Montana in the same place either...

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 day ago

Or Tony Montana for that matter

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

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[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Reading comprehension test:

Why did the author compare cops and proud boys to Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana?

What conclusions can you draw about the author based on this comparison?

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years -- they'll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gently prodded? These fuckers need to be driven to the point with a cattle prod and have their face shoved in it to even hope they catch on.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Gently, though. Don't wanna incite violence and get our whole forum nuked

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[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A bit more and he gets it.

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[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Might be the conspiratorial part of my brain coming through, but I'm half convinced it's not just a stupid person, but an AI that completely missed the point.

I almost wonder if there shouldn't be an extension or corollary of Hanlon's Razor somewhere to account for AI.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be better explained by stupidity, but never attribute to stupidity that which can be better explained by malicious chatbots."

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Look at their username. Being obtuse to obvious shit like that is a common right-wing play.

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Wooooooosh!

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 7 points 20 hours ago

Still waiting for Miley Cyrus Linux.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 1 day ago

"Some of those that work forces..." is a bad metaphor too then, I guess.

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