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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 52 points 3 days ago
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The one I always dreaded was "Wonderful Christmastime" by Paul McCartney. The song already has a ton of weird reverb in it, then to hear it echoing around the mall... Just creepy.

[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

This one. This fucking song. It’s so god damn repetitive that I got irrationally angry just thinking about it.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think we're only missing Wham! Last Christmas for my nightmare list from working retail.

Well, and anything from the Amy Grant Xmas album, but that's my dad's fault.

Oh wait, can't forget Christmas shoes... (Shudders involuntarily).

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is the one song that makes me rage like no other

i get it. how about "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"?

It's even ~~better~~ worse if you hear it at a dead mall, with hardly anyone around and almost no open stores.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

mine is rockin' around the christmas tree. my senior year of high school, the freshmen were pranking me with it. every hallway, i'd turn a corner and they'd see me, press play and "ROCKIN' AROUND ... THE CHRISMAS TREE! HAVIN A HAAPYYYY HOOOLLLIDAYY" on your mothers graves if i never hear that song again i'll die happy

[–] bklyn@piefed.social 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I worked in The Body Shop from 99 to 01. My God, it was like every other song was that song.

Then, from 07-09 at the Apple Store. Same fucking thing.

All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the fuck up

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

It should be considered a workplace hazard at this point .... and workers should be compensated for it

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Around me it’s been β€œlast Christmas I gave you a fart…” by many different artists

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Must be a regional thing…

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh right, maybe it goes β€œlast pissmas” ;)

Definitely don't need to work retail to hate that song.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

They always play those awful christmas songs for well leading up to christmas and well after. I never even liked christmas songs in the first place. Now I absolutely despise them.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Maybe its just local to my area, but I haven't heard that song once this year (so far)

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I really wish Pariah Scary would just go away already.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

In 1991, I worked at a Christmas tree farm. They had an ancient tube stereo with an 8 track and one single Christmas tape. Volume at 11.

In 1994, I got a job at a newly built Staples. They had no internet and they chouldn't get their satellite connection to work, so they sent us a commercial song box that contained an 8 track of pop songs from the 70's. To this day, I can't listen to Sweet Home Alabama.

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago

There's a reason I hate Christmas music...

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Christmas songs are NPC bait, debate me

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay sure.

Calling other people "NPC" is cringe

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

true, but cringe as part of shame culture is NPC behaviour

Na Na Na Na Na Na 🎢

Katamari Damacy! 🎢

Ive genuinely felt the urge to get into politics to get a law passed that any radio station can’t play songs more than once every two days.

This is a matter of mental health for anyone unfortunate to be exposed to this cruel torture.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

That one and Four Flicks by The Stones. Fuck, I'm old

you got to invent games to make it fun. Whammageddon. We're having a Queen of Christmas competition where everyone picks an artist and the first time you hear any one of the artists on each day, they get a point, and the person with the most points wins Queen of Christmas (my wife chose Mariah, i chose Andy Williams, my mother chose the entire Harry Simeone Chorale and no one else wanted to play. I thought up the game 5 days ago and the standings are Mariah 2 ANDY 1 Harry 1)

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I worked at best buy in the early 2000s for 3 years. It's been 25 years since. I am still traumatized.

nothing compares to living through paula cole during dawson's creek or celine dion during titanic.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

At least it's a good song. WHAM! is literally just someone griping over and over in the least rhythmic way possible lmao

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I work at Walmart and shockingly haven't heard her once this year.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It could be worse. I've seen a MC cover singer. Not only that she could not really sing, but she was wearing a costume like MC wore in the video. All while having several clothing sizes more....

i loved when mariah carey came on during my shift

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

These days that song seems like the least of their worries. Between new artists making terrible new Xmas songs and others that may or may not be ai generated.