Honestly, I would thank the guy. Even blitzed out of his gourd he thought it was the right thing to do to risk his life to try and save my dog. Sounds like a stand up human being who just needs to learn how to measure his dosage amounts better. Too much buddy, but thanks for looking out.
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I actually had to see for myself if this was for real, and apparently he drove his car through his neighbor's fence in order to access (and subsequently destroy) the back door. I'm not sure how I'd feel about that on a random Tuesday lol.
But he was also charged with burglary on top of other things and I kinda feel that it'd be impossible to show he had any criminal intent, given that he was tripping balls to the point of hallucinating a fire
Well that much property damage and I'd be pretty pissed in the moment as well. Hard to say for sure, still If he honestly thought my dog was going to die and did all that, then it still shows that deep down they are a good person regardless if their actions turned out to be a mess.
I'm not even sure I'd be mad actually. I mean, I'd want the guy to pay for it, but assuming he's just high as balls and not an actual psycho I'd give him a chance to fix his fuckup.
Like. Having a friend like this ensures that you will always have really good stories assuming you can maintain healthy boundaries.
Driving on LSD and DXM is something to be mad about. Good thing he broke a fence instead of killing kids.
yyyyyyyyes, but also it’s not like he “was driving”… he used a car to break through their fence in order to “save” the dog: he didn’t get in the car to go for a drive and accidentally ram it through the house
that’s not to say it’s okay, but they’re very different things. context and intent are important
Yeah I'm in a similar spot, I'd be pissed, but honestly, that wouldn't be too bad of a repair cost. Exterior doors are like $200-400 for the builder grade ones it almost definitely was, and the fence would be similar cost. If it were me I'd want to drop the charges and just settle for a check for the repair cost and a good apology for going too hard on the acid
Maybe they just didn't believe his version of the story and thought it a post hoc rationalisation?
Oh… my god hahahahaha thats so much funnier
Since drugs tend to remove a person’s inhibitions, if someone cares about other people and creatures enough to risk their own life while tripping the light fantastic, that’s a good person right there.
Wait... just "Man"? Are we allowed to do that?? Is this Florida Man? Ohio Man?? Texas Man???
I looked it up. He's Upstate New York Man.
Upstanding New York Man.
Updosed Upstanding Upstate New York Guy Upends Unreal Up dog...from fake fire
What's up dog?
Not much, what's up with you, dog.
That's a no from me dog
aiight imma bounce dog, taker ez
This is the kind of shit they get up to in albany, you'd have to be this high to come up with the term "steamed hams"
It's the thought that counts.
I'm happy to know the dog is safe!
goddamn, LSD and DXM? Take it easy there, hero.
Fuck Santa, I'm going to talk to GOD
Kinda sounds like an average Florida man story.
floridians are into METH.
heroes walk among us
Not the hero we need...
But the one we want to hear about..m
And thats why you dont mix substances children!
The way they superimpose that photo over the B-roll with wildly different color palette makes it look like a low-effort meme.
Usually cough syrup is what you do if you can't get acid. I have trouble believing he decided to do both
Easy enough, guy was tryna line up the good stuff, it fell through, and he was like "well I'm not just gonna sit here and experience reality - cough syrup it is".
Then later the acid came through after all, and he was like "well, it's important to follow through on commitments".
Could happen to anybody, really.
Ok, fair
Great hair dude
Those Venezuelan tankers are full of cough syrup.
"High Man Steals Dog"
the headline in 1/3 the words