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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oofda. Like, this is a quality shit post, but wow. Are we all so jaded about pedos running the country that we're dong baby corn memes?

Sorry, maybe I'm not 4Chan enough to laugh since there are real victims in all this.

[–] s@piefed.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don’t mean for the joke to be at the victims’ expense. More so ridiculing the absurd and incomparable expense and effort put into protecting the guilty you-know-who

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I know, and I realize that at a rational level. This isn't a dig on you, you didn't buy and sell children for $1,000.

But it just hit me all at once as a kind of entirely tragic thing.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You-know-who isVoldemort

Edit: If the formatting doesn’t work, just pretend this is behind a black bar. Also, I would appreciate knowing how to format this correctly since I’m not finding the info

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s what I have, with the second “spoiler” replaced with a space since it’s just the title of the spoiler

collapsed inline media

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

.well you need the spoiler to have something more tangible to click on.
spoiler and there's always the preview button to check on it until you get it right
andoh cool, you can nest spoilers
spoiler neat huh? ::: spoiler oh and you don't even need to close it with the last three colons.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 days ago

how i did that^

spoiler . well you need the spoiler to have something more tangible to click on.
andthere's always the preview button to check on it until you get it right
spoiler and oh cool, you can nest spoilers
neathuh?
spoiler oh and you don't even need to close it with the last three colons.
[–] s@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I didn’t even know there was a preview option on Voyager since it’s not where I’d expect it to be— that’s also very helpful!

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 days ago

on Voyager

Oh? I thought we were on lemmy.

Oh, I see... a mobile app for lemmy.

I'm still on web, leaning more to lem.el.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Those mature teenage cobs knew what they were getting in to!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Politically exposed food

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Are you associated with https://cornhub.website/ by any chance?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

fucking sick. this community has fallen so low it's posting baby corn now?!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

My least favorite mythical creature

[–] webp@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Fucking tease

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Hot.

I am so fucking turned on rn.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 2 days ago

This meme is corny.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

Kernel panic