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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 55 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sir, a second sled has hit the main plaza Christmas tree.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hot egg nog can't melt candy cane beams

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Hot nog melts cane shill

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

WWN. That would imply that they have nuclear propulsion.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Who's didn't want to enter the conflict, but they had no choice. The hunters were threatening Thidwick, and by proxy, their entire supply of moose juice. King Yertle got what he deserved.

Never forget the battle of the Zax Bypass. I could see it all the way from Mulberry St.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I have to finally admit I never fucked with these Suess movies. Is this real? Are there Who POWS? Was there torture?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

I don't recall if the hat is in the actual movie. There are no armed forces of any kind depicted. I think there's a Who police officer.

This is the Jim Carrey version of The Grinch.

[–] human@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 days ago

Veterans of Foreign Whars

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sure they're a peaceful people now. But let's not forget their past.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Whereburgh never again!

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was a nod to Rob Reiner's character in Spinal Tap, which is currently rated a 7.9/11

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I’m craving a slushie now.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago

Just imagine what the Seuss a who warship would look like...

[–] TeamTeddy@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Who would they even go to war against? The who's from Horton Hears A Who? Doubt that'd go well for them considering they have an elephant on their side.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they got whopudding, I'm fine with all of that.

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Whopudding it in me tonight amirite?