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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 129 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 99 points 1 day ago

People use that word wrong. If it's paid after the service is provided, it's a tip. If it's paid before, then it's a bribe

[–] VeganBtw@piefed.social 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was about to say to buy an electronic duster instead, then it dawned on me

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Next best thing to boofing?

Got one a couple years back. God damn thing would push a Schooner against a current. Brilliant piece of kit.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They sang, drooling and laying in a puddle of their own piss.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What a waste. $15 air compressor for blowing up air beds does a better job, with no pollution

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

i dont think its for computers 😞

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Almost all of that has some sort of additive now that makes it extremely unpleasant to huff.

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[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd recommend one of these

A cheap no name brand works too but I enjoy this one. Definitely overpriced at full price but it's on sale.

You can also pay a little more and get a duo tool that's a tire inflator or a vacuum as well as a blower. Great for the car

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bro is going to fucking die 😭😭😭

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Died of blow job

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

'At least he died doing what he loved: a bunch of whip-its'

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The amount of people not understanding this is mental 

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Its a level of depravity I think im kinda glad to see people ingnorant of.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And he's gonna be... HIGH, as a kite by then.

NGL, I'd buy that much at Costco just to have on hand and not have to buy duster for a while until I figured I could just use something like a air matress filler pump.

At that point just buy a a 5lb CO2 tank. That's what I use in my work van. It's a bit more expensive upfront but it'll last longer, it's refillable, higher pressure, and the cost of refills makes it cheaper per pound of gas. If you want to get really fancy then you also put a regulator on it so you aren't dusting as 700 PSI but that's optional. Plenty of my coworkers just tap straight off the tank.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Why not invest a little time in an air compressor and a refillable can?

You can still add the shitty chemicals from bulk.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 day ago (6 children)

This is someone huffing cans, they're not in a position to be setting up their own drug enterprise

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Look if you're buying this many you're at least a hobbyist and should take the time to learn how the sausage is made.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's also electric air blowers now that are prett6 great. My wolfbox blower is shockingly powerful.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Compressed air. Used to clean electronics. You can also use it to get high (which is what is being implied is happening here) with some very serious side effects.

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Very serious == death, dont do it kids.

[–] black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you turn them upside-down you can use them to make stuff cold also.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Also very flamable that way.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I used to do that to doorknobs as a kid. Getting high never occurred to me but it's good I didn't know were flammable because... 🔥

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[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cans of compressed air to blow out computers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Lots of blow jobs.

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[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I hope anyone who does these dusters realizes you can get whip it's on Amazon for like 20 bucks, then a cracker for a other 20, and then they won't be absolutely destroying themselves and their lungs. I also hate all the misinformation surrounding nitrous, fucking dentists use it for fucks sake, shits safe as long as you don't abuse it.

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 79 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I also hate all the misinformation surrounding fentanyl, fucking surgeons use it for fucks sake, shits safe as long as you don't abuse it.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Had a minor surgery earlier this year. They gave me fentanyl as the drug to put me under. Was hella surprised about it. Also I see why people love that shit so much.

But also for fentanyl's danger, I think it comes down to how small a dose you need to hit the LD50/50 point is so low that you can hit it by accident without even trying. Street drugs are also being laced with Fentanyl and not in safe / well regulated doses. If you had a lab grade supplier, it'd probably be safer / easier to do safely.....but I don't think that's what people are doing...

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I was once given cocaine eye drops in a hospital though (it’s a combined vasoconstrictor and analgesic, which makes it good for facial injuries that tend to hurt and swell/bleed a lot). Just because something can have a clinical use case doesn’t make it safe for anyone to use it regularly.

[–] Starski@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Comparing nitrous oxide to fentanyl is actually fucking stupid.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

True, fentanyl might kill you while nitrous will just put you in a wheelchair for the rest of your life. With poor fine motor so even gooning won't be the same.

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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t even bother with crackers, they suck. Just buy a 1L+ tank and some big balloons from Amazon.

Also, don’t do it every day, or even every other day. You will fuck up your vitamin B12 reserves and you’ll quickly discover what happens. Having a binge once a week is much better for you than a couple balloons every day.

I’d also point out ripping nitrous hits out of balloons is most definitely abuse. Ain’t nobody out there using a regulator and metering their nitrous intake like medical usage.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You're metering it to one punch balloon every couple minutes! And when you wake up, you have another. It's self-regulating.

I would like to say I'm 10+ years out from the days I'd drive down to Bristol PA and pick up two or three 20 pound tanks from some random fire safety place. Definitely abusable, and easily so. We'd pound a 5h energy and Gatorade after and you're right as rain, which is not good, needs to be harder to feel fine after.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong, doing whippets is text book abusing it

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Only destroying their cerebellum. Who needs it?

Recreational use of nitrous oxide (N2O) has increased rapidly in recent years and is now the second most commonly used recreational drug among young people in the UK. There has been a corresponding rise in cases of nitrous oxide-induced subacute combined degeneration of the cord (N2O-SACD), a pattern of myeloneuropathy usually associated with severe vitamin B12 deficiency. This can cause serious and permanent disability in young people

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[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

finally made a lemmy account just to downvote you. don't fucking do whippets they can paralyze you for life. I've seen it. And dentists use it because they have years of training and proper equipment and they understand the risks (unlike you clearly).

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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

People doing duster are not usually the same people doing nitrous. In my years of working in a hospital, duster addicts were the worst of the drug addicts mentally and physically.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure what these people are doing is the definition of abuse though.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 day ago

Fuck I think if I really couldn't control myself I'd actually rather just do hard drugs, at least they don't have bitterant and probably have a lower death rate.

[–] url@feddit.fr 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dtrain@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago

Someone is probably huffing it to get high

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