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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol you even have to ask?

HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

Finally, the true reason for the creation of the Steam Machine has been revealed!

[–] SushiSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 day ago

HALF LIFE!! HALF LIFE 3!! NEVER FORGET!! ITS COMING I SWEAR!! ITS GOTTA BE COMING SOON!!

PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HALF LIIIFE TREEE SHOW ME THE LAMBDA SHOW ME GORDON FREEMAN WHERE IS MY GMAN WITH UNCANNILY EXPRESSIVE CLOSE UP FACIAL ANIMATIONS

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It would honestly surprise me if we ever get Half Life 3. I mean what could they revolutionise in the fps genre?

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Short answer is that they are working on an in depth environment/physical properties simulation system (confirmed by data leaks). Things like temperatures, flash points, coating in liquids, friction, etc.

It's hard to know exactly how they will all be used, but one can imagine all the interactions between ice, fire, oil, gasoline, wind, and whatever objects you find in the world.

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I hope we will see the fruits of that labour, not that I could afford a pc to run the eventual game.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

10 years. Just ten years more...and the answer will be "Fun" or "Quality" xD

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't you put this evil on me

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want this so much. I still fire up the original for a quick playthrough

[–] gajahmada@awful.systems 4 points 1 day ago

I love the silly early to middle phase. The late game mechanic always bored me (IIRC haven't launch it in a while).

I want spore with more involved prey predator mode, let me be vicious goblin.

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck yes

I get the urge to play 2 pretty often, but the version I have is miserable on modern operating systems anytime I try.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gta 7? Elder Scrolls 6? Fallout 5? Invincible season 8? There's a whole world of opportunities of shit to kind of look forward to.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No game no life season 2????

[–] AsgerFD@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

No game no life volume 13?????

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Half life 3

Mother 3 official English localization

F-zero mainlime game

Elder Scrolls 6

Uhhh, yeah pretty much everything else has actually come out, kind of incredible

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 23 hours ago
[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My feed right now.

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Just one more Stardew update bro. I swear it's finished, just one more update.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

That man is obsessed. Obsessed, I tell you!

[–] Ontimp@feddit.org 6 points 23 hours ago
[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Does Okami-Den not count?

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A life of sensory pleasure and nothing else is quite hollow.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've never found that to be the case

[–] ODGreen@lemmy.ca 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Hell yeah pleasurechads. Denialcels in shambles.

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

RHYTHM HEAVEN MENTIONED

[–] Coldus12@reddthat.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Aaaand this is how I found out about TF2 comic seven. Fucking finally, I was waiting for that one forever.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I don't even want it at this point, given their recent work

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Now you can wait for the third hollow knight game, Life Ender

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Man, fuck Capcom for that shit. Couldn't even be assed to release the fucking demo that was effectively complete. That shit better leak someday.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago

did somebody say https://store.steampowered.com/app/1064340/Chess_Evolved_Online/ chess evolved online? it has hundreds of different pieces and lootboxes! genuine passion project by some insane people

[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Heavy Update, Pikmin 5, New Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Devil Survivor 3, Digital Devil Saga remaster, a variety of sequels but actually done right instead of being butchered

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Skong: Sea of Sorrows when??

[–] Naho_Zako@piefed.zip 2 points 19 hours ago

A new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game.... Pokepark 3... a non-Microtransaction filled Pokemon Rumble... Pokemon Rangers... Pokemon Conquest... a new Pokemon Colosseum/Battle Revolution...

Gamefreak for the love of god bring back your spinoffs that actually had creativity and unique gameplay.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 18 hours ago

The answer is obvious: Half-Life 3 is coming this... decade

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

I'm glad they brought back Style Savvy but they could have done it better justice. Oh well...

[–] Ontimp@feddit.org 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm hyped for Divinity

[–] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Still got a few Deltarune chapters to go