this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2025
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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 31 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 8 points 18 hours ago

Popcorn anyone?

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 18 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago) (4 children)

Is the political situation in the USA a shitpost to you OP? You're finding it comedic?

edit: my question is rhetorical since this is the Lemmy shitposts community (on .world no less) and this is the last place people should be posting it. Maybe it's time I start posting rural Northern Ontario corn farming politics here as well

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 16 hours ago

I mean, I live here in the USA. Laughter is the only response I have left. I'm too tired to be scared, and there's no point in getting angry since there's nothing I can do about it that wouldn't leave me hurt worse.

So the only answer left is to laugh about it.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

If you don't laugh, you will cry. Gallows humor

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

if I stop laughing you should be worried, because it means I have finally had a psychotic break.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 28 minutes ago

Yeah, I'm all about gallows humor, but there is nothing funny about what ICE is doing here.

I guess I do have a line.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I was checking if you were one of the accounts that gets made and spams 10 news/political posts in it's first day of existence (I block those).

You aren't, but for fucks sake you commented on one of the anti-news shitposts last week. You know that plenty of people don't want this sort of shit in the shitposting comm.

[–] johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago

I honestly didn't think about that, I just saw this when I was driving around and thought it was funny. Thought this was a good community for it. Since it wasn't actually serious.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He always seemed to be a shady character, I mean who leaves gifts for kids for free. How does that make any economic sense? /S

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Must be a commie, he's even dressed in red!

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Santa gonna have a HUGE tarrif bill.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

All those folks for one dude and not one said "hey, this is ridiculous, immoral and simply evil"? This is why America cannot succeed as a culture: there are too many villains and not enough people with functioning hearts and brains.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

The people they hire would NEVER feel that way. They filter out any trace of empathy in the interview process.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Where is Santa a citizen, there's gotta be some country where he's been given citizenship even if only as a stunt does st nick's birthplace of turkey help him there.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, he's officially a Canadian citizen

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

wtf, st nick comes from Spain, or at least he lives there

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

The earliest version of Santa Claus "sinterklass" is from Spain yes but St Nicholas the figure was born and spent much of his life in modern day turkey part of rome at the time.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

I knew this would happen