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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would have !the_pack@lemmy.world vibes IF IT WASN'T SO QUIET.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if i talk too loud i'll scare away the deer

[–] eta@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU!! YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN FOR PROTECTING NATURE, ARROOOO!!!

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 12 points 1 day ago

LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not me.

I'm constantly complaining about all of my battles. Loudly and ceaselessly.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see no complaining in this comment!

I'm calling poppycock!

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Au contraire.

That was a complaint about my battle with this post.

Topical and rip Reiner

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How I feel you first reacted to my comment.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you tried pooping? 💩

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There I sat, broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted

I've fought this battle many times.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had a friend who would say this. He had what a lay person might refer to as "nuclear IBS". Dude was definitely fighting demons in there.

I used to be like that but not anymore. Now all those battles are on the outside

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My life's pretty chill, NGL.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 day ago

I cast tapeworm.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

SORRY EHAR I CANT HEAR YOUR TITLE BROTHER!!!! OFF TO RIDE MT MOTORCYCLE AND HOG!!! 🏍️💨‼️‼️🐖💨‼️‼️

AROOOO O BROTHER KEEP CRANKIN

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I know right?! I hate it when people look at me like I'm some kind of criminal. They don't know I'm robbing this bank, because i stepped on lego when I got out the shower this morning.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I, for one, shall be engaging the Orcs at Morannon, but I don’t expect you to know anything about this.