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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 46 points 17 hours ago
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 45 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn't covered his bases here.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Sure, but you don't go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Hell is right here on earth 🙂

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Very interesting! Based on this, heaven and hell are both on earf, depending on how people see the rat race where you were born.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

This is the bad place.

[–] alcibiades@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

you would love the work of the theologian James Cone

[–] Lojcs@piefed.social 20 points 16 hours ago

I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

"There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide" [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]

Gonna need more apps.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

But which one is right??!!! /S.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn't that convenient?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Nah. Not for me at least. I'm done with religion (just don't tell my mom, she'd be heartbroken) and am glad about it. I'm also a middle-aged man, but still don't want my mom to know haha.

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

According to my religious studies degree it was Mormonism

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Was this from season 4 episode 11 of your study documents?

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don't necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 14 hours ago

Dunno. I've only ever converted to about 1400 of them tops.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 18 hours ago

Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

But what about us who only stream fat baby JD Vance memes?

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

That’s called Unitarian Universalism.

[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

How to confuse a US border agent.

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 9 points 8 hours ago

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You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Look all you have to do is stay out of Michigan and you won't be in Hell.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago

This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, "Priests Street", in the Old Town in Stockholm.

Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, "Hell's ally", which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.

The entire block was known as Helvetet, "Hell".

This is the location:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA

This is where the gallows were located.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

reminds me of this from the Mummy

https://youtu.be/pDWR5RkWRTY?t=31

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Ok, I did a little digging and it's Jewish. I was confused because the icon looked like a Greek sigma but the Hebrew samekh looks even closer

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 10 hours ago

Or about 1000

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like this would get you on some kind of list..

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

You must die in honorable combat you will freeze for an eternity inHelheim