Hes now at least type 42, maybe more.
this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2025
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You're not you when you're hungry.
Anon should know everyone tests their needles on the display candy bars.
This is natural and is supposed to happen. You have acquired a superpower.
sounds like withdrawal symptoms, need to force down a few more.
Clearly he's out of practice.
Should have warmed up with a Mounds.
My un-caffeninated brain doesn't get it. Is it an allergic reaction or some other medical issue?
For an 18 pack, they ate roughly:
- 4500 calories
- 500g sugar
- 216g fat
- 2250 mg sodium
If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.
I can only assume they posted this before they died.
o7 rip
206 grams of protein? That's health food!
1.3 kg of sugar! Holy shit!
Breakfast.
I think it's sugar and insulin (diabetes) related?
Almost a full kg of sugar if the display case had 48 bars
Probably because they ate the case too. I don't think the display cases are edible
It's cardboard, he probably could use the fiber.
I think you damage yourself less eating a display box worth of cardboard than you do the actual candy bars
Given a bit of lube you can just suppository half of those. Attack from two directions!