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[–] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 28 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My initial reaction was to see if this was Lost

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

No, it's Deadwood

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 16 points 16 hours ago

Was plank, so I commented.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Amen, brother. Don't let them tell you how to celebrate.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Scanning for loss........

No loss detected

Proceed to interpret and enjoy meme otherwise

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

oh man my mind directly went for that. Is this what a mind virus is?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 13 hours ago

The camel really sells it.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Just a heads up, but Joshua is just another name for Jesus. https://www.behindthename.com/name/joshua OP was actually kinda clever with that one considering how much more rare or unlikely an actual Jesus would be.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Ehh, Jesus isn’t a super uncommon name.

When I was a little kid, we got a Christmas card from the newspaper delivery boy (I swear I’m not that old, but that sounds ancient), signed “Jesus.” My mom was a devout Catholic and got offended at what she saw as tip-motivated blasphemy. My dad let her cook for a bit, until she made to call the newspaper, then he delicately suggested that it was probably pronounced with an “h” sound. My mom probably sounds pretty unpleasant from this anecdote so far, but she laughed her ass off at herself for not thinking about that possibility and felt very sheepish about it.

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't mean to say it's not a name in use, just that coke might not have as many Jesus bottles as they do Joshua bottles, depending on where this scene was made.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus could be their most popular name, since it would sell not only to people with that name, but also Christians who would have to have a Jesus Coke. If I was a Christian teen, I would definitely want one sitting on a shelf in my room.

However, I'm betting that Coke would prefer to dodge any potential controversy, and several could be plausible, and never made a Jesus Coke.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

So they did!

I'm not Christian, so I don't care. I'm a musician, and I started thinking how it would be cool to collected famous musical names. I got the idea when I saw Layla, one of my favorite songs. But no, I already collect enough crap.

[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Was nail, so I inserted myself hurting everyone in the process.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago

Blasphemy. You didn’t include the three wise men:

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 13 hours ago
[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

Hmmm , yes, such a Warholian piece.

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