if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first. but just washing the sheets and whatever else doesn't require anything special.
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Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work
And separating the pages of the bible.
Already handled my man. How do you think I rolled the spliffs?
The thought of a sticky Bible.... Vomits
Oh come on now, they don't really have to do that until stalactites start forming
If they don’t gotta air out the room for 24 hours after you came you gotta up your game
I mean if you jizz into the outlet you might get charged
⚡⚡⚡💦🍆👊😩
The maid might feel differently however.
How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on
They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.
Easy mistake to make.
You have to ask what they charge before you cum in them not after. Rookie mistake. I'm a veteran of cumming on maids and that's rule #1.
True fact: if you pay them enough they'll even let you shum on them.
I asked and found out what "turn down service" means.
I wanna start a youtube channel about going to different hotels and scanning the rooms with a black light
What are all these stains?
Blood, urine, or semen.
Oh god, I hope it's urine.
Ah god. Channel name should be "MichaelAndDwight'sHotelAdventures"
And I can start a channel where I go to different hotels and um... Provide you with new content!
That's why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.
Someone puked in a hotelroom and had to pay the cleaning fees (i think smoking was 50 and the puking ~100 if there were no additional costs)
I guess that smoking just has a standardised price and everything else depends
Afaik they have special machines for smoke who need to run some time.
They're called ozone generators. Handy machines for getting smells out of stuff but not anything you can be in the room while it runs
Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.
Interesting that it's that low, the hotels I went to in japan were all above 10k jpy (~600€) for cleaning fee if you smoke in the room. It makes sense though with how persistent smoke smell can be.
if you smoke in a hotel room they can't sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first
So it's free to ejaculate on the walls? Hot damn!
I dont think so
If its visible it gets noticed
And then its at least workers cost + coloring
You're telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can't hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on? Make it make sense!
Dang you hang out at some fun hotels.
You don't smell it tho
Don’t give them any ideas.