I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like "The Good Place" except it isn't a comedy.
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No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord's kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don't you forget it.
Transgender?
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
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Evangelicals after the rapture:
“You know what would make heaven even better… Limp Bizkit”
Christians (followers of Paul) are all heretics. I'm a follower of Christ Himself, not these Romans who killed Him and then appropriated His message.
Jesus was black, there's no such thing as Hell, Donald Trump is the Antichrist, Eve was a trans woman, and the government is lying about 9/11!
Eve was a trans woman
Hol up-
Imma need you to elaborate on this one lol
Eve was made from a man's rib, so in a way at first she was a clone of his flesh, XY chromosomes and all. The bible does not elaborate on how the abrahamic god made her into a woman, she was able to bear children so there was definitely a change made to the "original" masculine reproductive system, but we don't know at what stage of her becoming a being that occured. Either way though - Adam's rib was transed by god themself into a woman.
now i'm wondering how all the christian terfs would react if someone said that trans women are actually the original women
Jesus was trans too. Virgin conception means there couldn't have been a Y chromosome.
She was made from a man's rib I guess.
first i was confused then i realized my confusion was the point and i let go
Paul was a Roman who never met Jesus, but still claimed to be an apostle. He added many heretical doctrines to the Bible, reinterpreting Jesus' life to suit bourgeois sensibilities. Paul is the source of many conservative ideas claimed to be Christian. https://www.sol.com.au/kor/7_02.htm
Also Eve came from a male rib. The Lord transed her gender when He made her into a woman
Is this the Saul who became Paul? So he didn't become good he just changed his name and defined what is good?
TIL bones have gender.
I mean they have DNA, and chromosomes. So they have biological sex, which is commonly conflated with gender.
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I've actually been told by a Christian that I act more like a Christian than some of the Christians they know after sharing with them how I am trying to put my Anarchist beliefs in action through practicing mutual aid and building my community. I hope they realize they can do the same thing and still be Christian. God doesn't love the state and if He does, well...
there's a reason i coalition build best with religious anarchists while myself being an agnostic. there's actually a ton of radical political thought in theology if you can get away from a hierarchically programmed preacher long enough to study it yourself.
there's a song i love titled Owed to a Hypocrite about how the politician and the preacher walk down the road hand in hand oppressing all us regular people
Has he invited you to go to church with him yet?
I feel I may have been invited indirectly a couple of times when we spoke.
Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’[a] but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.
Anyway put money in the basket for my jet
Put MORE money in the basket for my jet, or God will hate you
This brings me no corn..
No corn, yet.
Praise Jesus, thank you for the corn!
Edit: WTF?
Looks dried, likely used as bait for deer hunting based on the hi vis gear.
Hunting big fucking deer.
Even Deerannosaurus Rex would need to munch a while on that pile
Farming~~Hunting~~ big fucking deer.
A deer farmer baiting his hole.
Noooooo, not eternal hyyms!!
I want my heavy metal :,(
This was fucking hilarious, thanks
God's up there to greet everybody, and he's like "Who the fuck are all YOU people?"
Ain't happening, since belief in God is reiterated time and again as the main requirement for anyone to get any heaven time. Even Jesus was going “if you don't believe my father and me, then get fucked”.
Well, yeah, but you can't get people to join your cult if there're alternative paths to the afterlife.
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