I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like "The Good Place" except it isn't a comedy.
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No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord's kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don't you forget it.
Evangelicals after the rapture:
“You know what would make heaven even better… Limp Bizkit”
This brings me no corn..
No corn, yet.
Praise Jesus, thank you for the corn!
Edit: WTF?
Looks dried, likely used as bait for deer hunting based on the hi vis gear.
Hunting big fucking deer.
Christians (followers of Paul) are all heretics. I'm a follower of Christ Himself, not these Romans who killed Him and then appropriated His message.
Jesus was black, there's no such thing as Hell, Donald Trump is the Antichrist, Eve was a trans woman, and the government is lying about 9/11!
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first i was confused then i realized my confusion was the point and i let go
Paul was a Roman who never met Jesus, but still claimed to be an apostle. He added many heretical doctrines to the Bible, reinterpreting Jesus' life to suit bourgeois sensibilities. Paul is the source of many conservative ideas claimed to be Christian. https://www.sol.com.au/kor/7_02.htm
Also Eve came from a male rib. The Lord transed her gender when He made her into a woman
Noooooo, not eternal hyyms!!
Just because you weren't intellectually and/or emotionally competent enough to believe in the Creator doesn't mean you didn't act right and that He'd just disregard you. And certainly many of these hypocrites will taste Hell before righteous "nonbelievers". 👍
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Just for the record, monotheism is heresy. There are many gods in the Bible. Was it not recorded in the book of Exodus that the Egyptian priests successfully called on their native divinities to transform their staves into serpents? That Moses and the Lord summoned a bigger serpent does not mean the Egyptian gods are false. The first commandment is "You shall have no other gods before Me", not "You shall have no other gods". The difference being, a true follower of Elohim believes in all the gods, but worships primarily their Lord.
That's hilarious.
It takes intellectual competence to believe in magic?
The best argument I've ever heard for any god is "you can't prove it didn't happen this way."
But I'm sure you have better than that, right?
Upvote for KC.