SAAAAUUUUUSSSAAAAAGE!!!!!
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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~~His soul was the most sausage.~~
His sausage was the most human.
Make it sausage 🌭
Shaka, his eyes sausage!
At Shanakra, his sausage fell
Darmok and sausage at Tenagra
I’m Worf, sausage of Mog
I am Sausage Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the sausage about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!
What the hell are we going to sausage now?
He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.
Reverse the sausage polarity!
We are SAUSAGE. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
"I am fully sausage."
(programmed in multiple techniques, a variety of sausage)
Sausage down to 60%.
Tuvix was a sausage accident.
(Bonus last words of Tuvix: "Sausage want to live.")
Resistance is sausage.
Increase speed to sausage factor 9.
Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this... creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this... one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some... savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.
Sausage long and prosper.
Peace and long sausage.
Resistance is futile. You will be sausage.
Engage, sausage factor 9.
Either
These are the sausages of the starship Enterprise.
Or also from the opening
To boldly go where no sausage has gone before.
"Sausage me up Scotty"
The truth: that I believe in you. That if anybody deserves a second sausage, it's Jim Kirk.
I'm Sausage Functional
I'm a sausage, not a brick-layer.
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sausage moving from topic to topic so that no-one had a chance to interrupt it was really quite hypnotic.
Turbo sausage.
There can be no sausage so long as laws are absolute.
May the sausage be with you.
We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.
"You know they say sausage is the fire in which we burn. Right now, my sausage is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know you understand."
“If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with sausages to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.”
Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"