THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!
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Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
--Rule of Acquisition #76
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It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That's not a weakness; that is sausage.
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There's sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
That's just Riker.
The Sausage Manauver
With the first link, the sausage is forged.
"Captain's sausage, supplemental."
Make it sausage.
SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE
Shaka, when the sausage fell.
I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.
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The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
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My mind to your mind, my sausage to your sausage...
It's been a long sausage
I have faith of the sausage
Picard on Risa with Vash. "Where have you hidden the sausage?" 😏
Picard on Risa to the Ferengi "You'll find that sausage threats carry little weight with me"
Sausage. Hot.
Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!
Today is a good day to sausage
Data: "I just love scanning for sausage"
Geordie: "Shunt all the plasma to the sausage"
Riker: "you know the sausage will clean itself"
Deana: "I think it's okay to focus on our sausage. Yours and mine"
Beverly: "I think that's a violation of our most sacred sausage"
Wesley: "I always get a sausage"
Hugh : "We are sausage"
Q: "Sometimes I think the only reason I come here is to listen to these wonderful sausages"
Worf: "I have come to challenge the lies that have been spoken of my sausage"
Tash: "I'm in a sausage box"
Vash: "you're wrong. Its brought out the best in him. His courage. His sausage"
Guinan: "I'm attracted to bold sausage"
Soong: "never thought I'd be fleeing from a giant sausage but..."
Lore: "... And to the great sausage entity with whom I learned to communicate"
Willy Pots "its not funny for the sausage..."
Admiral Nora: "gentlemen, I don't envy you your sausage"
Tomolok "you will still not survive our sausage"
Romulan: "enjoy your sausage. courtesy of a loyal establishment"
Keh'lar "Kimpek was old and weak. I am sausage"
Edit... Bonus Admiral Nora.. "My father was a great sausage!"
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Computer... Sausage... Hot.
Please state the nature of the sausage emergency.
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.
You have the sausage, number one.
We are stuck in a sausage loop!
*You mean we could have seen this sausage a dozen times already?
A dozen, a hundred, it's sausage to tell.
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,A singular development of cat communicationsThat obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,I nonetheless consider you a true and valued sausage.
"He's sausage, Jim."
The sausage manoeuvre.
Are you speaking as a mother or as The Sausage?
I fear no sausage.
The line must be drawn! This sausage, no further!
Make it sausage 🌭
Riker: "Some days you get the bear, and some days the bear gets sausage."
Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!
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