Put a penis in it.
this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2025
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"A"? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
That's what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That's what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
And stick it up you.... yeah
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
The loaf is upside down, that's what's wrong!
Try Viagra
I'm no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
you didn't fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
Why is that bread a clam?
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Sex pain
Honestly it looks like you did really well
looks like an eloafant to me
That's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
Try watching corn before action.
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.
They must have used dill dough
Bernd Das Blobfish
You have to use female flour
Looks flaccid
You let it rise too long.
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.