this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 26 points 1 week ago

I didn't realize that Yoko had a daughter

[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable."

Lucky for Beethoven, he was deaf.

[–] Xande@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hard disagree. I can walk past as that movie is on and not think twice about it. This was like walking past someone wretching. As much as I wanted to move on in peace... My body also wanted to wretch because of it.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The voice of an Angel, a biblically accurate one.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Top corner of that wall is a bit #mildyvagina until you scroll down your feed far enough to see the rest of the image

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I.. don't see what you're talking about? It just looks like a wall...

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you need to walk away from the Internet for a second, friend. That's some serious down-bad energy.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some what energy?

Not sure what that meant, but the mildlyvagina jokes have been around for years, and I honestly was not sure what I was about to scroll into when I saw it. After years on social media, you never know.

If the internet somehow thinks making an joking observation like this is bad karma now or something, the internet needs to get over itself. Laughing at things online is the only way to stay sane these days.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Down bad = painfully horny

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol, happily married. And my wife had the same reaction to this when I showed her..

Being guttered brained and having a laugh about it doesn't make someone horny. Yeesh.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I dunno why they were giving you a hard time about it tbh. Another lemming who isn't socially facile, must be a day ending in Y.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The Internet" isn't upset about you making a vagina joke, I'm dogging on you for thinking that 12 blurry pink pixels somehow resembles a vagina.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Ah, well maybe that's just perspective then. I'm old, in the 90's; 12 pixels was about all any vagina had for rendering in online photos.

Not to mention you'd be looking at a slice of the photo like this for minutes at a time as the photo downloaded one row of pixels at a time.

[–] artifex@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

I gave you my heart

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

She can fix me

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

10/10 no notes

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Weirdly I can't get this to play