I can't.
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.
What about someone who spent 6 hours forming a strong connection with you then you literally never hear from them again?
It wasnt a strong connection from both sides. Its hard but it happens.
I mean clearly. We scheduled time to talk the following day too. She wanted a text as soon as I got up.
Bam. Nothing. Something happened in the ~8 hours we didn't talk that changed all that. I don't know what. I will never know what.
I probably dont have to tell you about modern women... Or maybe I do.... Anyway, you can find lots of examples on YouTube about how some of them behave.
Man we're autistic here I need all the help I can get
Haha man... Its difficult enough even without autism!
You guys just checked the "Extreme Difficulty" on that reincarnation checkbox didnt you... :)
For me it was a life-changing friendship that I will cherish forever. For them, it was customer assistance finding an item in the storeroom.
Haha yeah... :) Life is a bit weird that way. Everyone sees reality from inside their own little meat bag bodies only. But when we die, it seems we get a playback of what happened during our life, and also get to experience both sides of every important moment. We get to know how we made the other person feel.
Fuck my feelings. They got me into this mess in the first place.
When my SO does this I always reference this scene in Duck Soup as a way to gently point out what they're doing.
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom!!
I needed to read this exactly right now.
Bro, I'm trying....
But what will I think about under the shower?
Boobs. Butts. That sort of thing.
Damn, your life sounds awesome.
I just think about my inevitable demise and the one of my loved ones.
Slowly introduce boobies into those.
Install this sign into your home to automate gaslighting your partner
Whenever an argument starts, just silently point at the sign.
But what's left of the internet. You're saying somebody should make like some content that not shit?
Tell that to my malfunctioning neocortex.
I wish.
Just stop, eh?