Cyberstuck

"best"=only

When I was a kid my grandparents had a ~30 year old truck for farm work that had part of the floorboard rusted out, and it was almost certainly a better truck (it could handle farm work, for one). Also probably less likely to trap anyone inside it and burn them to death.

What they mean is that it makes them feel special. And different. Ugh, you just don't get it, dad. 🙄

yeah there's no way anyone who's actually done any work with a truck would think this fucking abomination that can barely function as a motor vehicle at all, let alone as a truck, is the best one ever.

Thank you for your trust!

Those are the obvious practical options but the real solution to this problem is to firstly embrace the notion that people with differing views to yours are not necessarily idiots and secondly make a genuine attempt at understanding why customers could find a mere choice of vehicle abhorrent enough to choose another roofer.

I mean, when customers are leaving, it's a great time to learn more about your market and in the attempt you might grow as a person.

Because they don't want actual advice, they want to see their opinions underneath your username so they feel validated.

Hey! Don't blame me for wanting some magical third option. /s

And I’m pretty sure the decal is slightly misaligned

it's likely that the decal is straight, but the door is misaligned

That's so it can qualify as a work vehicle without the commitment of wrapping the thing then he gets to take the company car home and just take the magnet off.

The decal is aligned to the bend in the panel, but that bend is not perpendicular to the rear edge of the panel so it looks weird

the company or the truck?

I have one fart's worth of empathy for the idiot, though. He is likely massively upside down on the loan since those things are toxic and have shit resell value. He is probably financially stuck with it. And this is simply unstated/implied in the post.

My kid's tee ball coach has one he uses to advertise his construction business with. I have made it a point to not bring it up with him, because I get the feeling he's a big Trump guy. We are in one of the bluest places on the planet. I'm amazed he hasn't figured out it's a business liability, not an asset to drive around in that stupid shit box. Even if there was no Elon propping up dictators in the US, it's objectively a shitty truck that can't do truck things, so if the guy I've contracted to do an addition shows up in a $100k truck that can't haul anything it's pretty clear that he's not doing anything other than sitting back and counting money while his crew does all the work, and I'm overpaying to ensure he continues to have cybertruck buying money. Add to that the fact that Elon is propping up dictators in the US, and you are alienating in this area, probably 80% of your customer base by driving a car that is the embodiment of maga is just beyond stupid. I hope his business goes under.

"I in Atlanta" is flawless redneck.