The fuck do fingerprints have to do with anything?
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Life begins at fingerprints, of course.
If i sand off my fingerprints, what's happening then?
Welcome to the undead legion, friend.
You're no longer alive, legally and morally speaking.
That's suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!
idk they can unlock a fucking phone or sth
Did you know? The people designing that sign still don't have brains!
Yep. Gotta love how those signs always have a picture of a baby that's at least a year old when a fetus at 9 weeks old is about the size of an olive. It appeals to the emotional side of people with little in terms of critical thinking skills.
So the people designing the signs know exactly what they're doing.
Hell, it might be an agency getting paid for that, and the actual designers are pro-choice but don't have a choice.
I used to work in an advertising agency and I can attest to the fact that the people who work in that industry are not exactly intellectual titans.
and the actual designers are pro-choice but don’t have a choice.
They always have a choice. It's not always easy.
What even is the message of that billboard?
The first 8 weeks after conception is the most optimal time for your fetus to commit a crime.
The message is "Dont have abortions" i guess...
If you abort a fetus with fingerprints, it's federal evidence tampering. They need to get those in the system at 9 weeks.
yeah sure, but would you have guessed that without the "ProLife" Line?
Yeah, cause what else would they be advertising? Fingerprinting services for fetuses?
You can't start your smartphone addiction too early. That's why we developed a phone that can be unlocked without fingerprints for 8 weeks old fetuses and younger
If it made more sense, it would suggest that the creator had enough sense to not be a pro-life fundamentalist
Just a fun fact :P
"No fingerprints? So that means..."
"That's right. We've been hit by- We've been struck by-"
(in unison) "A smooth criminal."
Before or after conception? The billboard is a bit unclear about that....
They should use a picture of a nine week old “baby” then
Stupid people are swayed by bullshit like this.
What's the point of this sign ? Do they sell fetus fingerprinting ?
Enhance!
🎶 Which of the Pickwick triplets did it?
Mmmm, giant cinnamon fetus.