this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 day ago (5 children)

You can say "fuck" on the Internet

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 48 points 23 hours ago

There’s something comically absurd to me about censoring “fuck” on a post that jokes about pedophilia lmao. Feels like the priorities might be slightly out of order.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 23 hours ago

They even censored Woody's hand for some reason.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 21 hours ago

There was a time when people online prided themselves on being super foul mouthed...

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 33 points 23 hours ago

My filter doesn't block this post because the word "Trump" is in the image rather than the post itself.

Fucking God dammit.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Woody didn't swallow Bill Clinton's hot white jizz.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey! Whoa! That's not fair!

We only know he gave him a blowjob. We know nothing of if he spits or swallows.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 21 hours ago

Are we sure cum doesn't turn orange over time if you let it sit long enough?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

Bubba was a horse

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

You've got a friend in Epstein
You've got a friend in Epstein
When the road looks rough ahead
Just fake his suicide in his nice prison bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in Epstein
Yeah, you've got a friend in Epstein

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)