this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 16 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 13 hours ago

I was reading it literally, like they had actual shit in their eyes, and was wondering what was wrong with this guy's dogs. My terrier loves rolling in shit, but not in her eyes.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 26 minutes ago

That website is unusable

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

So Maltese and Shih Tzus? The earliest date I saw for either of those was 1000 BC and according to Answers in Genesis, the most prominent young earth creation group, Noah's flood happened at 2300 BC. That means that the meme's intuition is correct and God never told Noah to bring them on the ark, Christianity is saved!

[–] Una@europe.pub 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Well apparently new flood is coming in christmas, some Noah from Ghana is building ark

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Seems like it, I heard it on tiktok some dude building ark and apparently it will rain for like 3 years. Apparently he is building 10 arks. People on tiktok are making fun of him in the comments saying stuff like

<> and joking about this.

https://m.youtube.com/@EBONOAH/short

Also to make everything clear, this won't happen many reasons why but if we assume everything in the bible 100% happened and was true, well bible says in the Genesis 9:11 that god will not send another flood so it is not even biblically accurate. I just thought this is kinda funny

I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 hours ago