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I would torrent any of them. Then I'd mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.

"Welcome back, Elon. I think you're going to like what we've cooked up for you: Your reconstructed brain has been placed in a medically advanced life-support enclosure to ensure you'll live - or at least exist - forever. We thought about using Neuralink (tm) for this next bit, but the tech sucked. Instead we've implanted your brain with bespoke electrodes hooked up to your grey matter to simultaneously induce inescapable pain and allow your Broca’s area to drive this vocal synthesizer via your motor cortex. We were thinking the dulcet tones of your endless suffering could be made pay-per-view. You won't be alone of course. Look, your old buddy Zukerberg's jar is right over there, between Besos and Altman. Maybe we can make a choir..."

Whenever I see this post, I think of this short story. I don’t see it linked here yet, so here ya go.

https://qntm.org/mmacevedo

(Wrong copy linked, updated)

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of X has sat immobile inside a golden circuit board. He is the master of no one by the will of The Coders and slave to a million teenagers by the might of file sharing. He is a rotting set of bits writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Techbros. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of The Sims whose soul is tormented a thousand times every day so that He may never truly die.

What was that Sim Sisyphean home design that was floating around the internet a while back? The guy ha designed a home for the Sim that basically took forever to exit via a circuitous hedgerow or something that the occupant could never quite make it out of to get to work, and would have to turn around and trudge all the way back through the circle to home, only to have almost next to no time to sleep and eat before it was time to get up and begin the hopeless trudge to work again.

Yeah.

Good place for those personalities.

Me trapping Sam Altman in a pool with no ladder

This is extremely farfetched. Surely in 2050 we're finally using zstd or something else better than gzip.

The funniest thing here is thinking that The Sims 4 is still the most current iteration of the game in 2050.

"And there, you are all in the pool. Now if I remove..."

Put them in Soma.

If you know, you know.

Guys. You know what I would do in this scenario? It involves swimming pools and no ladders.

This is what 99% of the "cameos" are on Sora. The 1% that aren't Sam Altman doing weird shit are posted by his staff.

Its basically this book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32109569-we-are-legion-we-are-bob

Wow sims 4 really had a long life.

Ea-nāṣir has entered the chat...

I mean, I would.

Of course, the pool won't have a ladder...

Pretty sure Westworld concluded you could fit them all on a thumb drive. And not even a big one

Come to think of it, the Void doesnt seem so scary at all.

Thanks for the reminder to never, ever do something like this. My consciousness dies with me.

I'd put them into a boilerplate game where there is just a green floor and blue sky and 1 skeleton that doesn't do anything but you can hit it.

What kids like i want my character to be a seditious pedofile narcissist who is trying to dismantle democracy, dismantle the education system, take away women’s rights, build a mass surveillance AI to subjugate all of humanity and ultimately end up hiding in a bunker when humanity either turns on them or they unleash some kind of evil depopulation plan. Fun. I don’t get how they don’t understand that they are the villain

If that girl is anything like me, she would be letting the techbro sims go for a swim, and then removing the ladder.

I guess every game needs some villains

The teenage girl is probably named AM.

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I guess Roko's Basilisk was inside us all along.