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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 115 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

I would torrent any of them. Then I'd mod them into palworld so they can work to death while my pals chill in the japanese terms.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 65 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I would mod 'em in minecraft villagers. This is all i can say, my lawyer said to not continue.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Hahaaa, I’d mod them into fun Rimworld characters.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Oh no, Jeff was hit by a space junk while building his simple rocket and lost his leg! And Elon is there, on ketamine aaaand he overdosed by smoking a blunt and is lying unconscious. And all the robo cat droids broke down so no one can save them. Damn you Randy.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think Elon could make it with one lung one kidney one arm and one leg and being drained of blood regularly

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh yes, the “one” character. Juste one of everything!

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I was thinking upload them into a twink femboy fuck doll but your idea is good too.

[–] alaphic@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago

what did twink femboy fuck dolls ever do to deserve that?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Normally I don't kink shame, but ew. Twink femboys are one thing, but getting it on with tech bro consciousnesses is where I have to draw the line!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I think putting peter thiel into the body of a cum powered maid bot would be ethical and good

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Too much risk he might like it, and more importantly, unethical to find somebody to supply the cum. The fundamental issue here is not whether he deserves the humiliation, it's the collateral damage in inflicting it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

What other reason would he have to upload his consciousness but that?

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 6 points 18 hours ago

It doesn't even matter what you do to them. You can torture them forever and you can choose whether they can remember or not.

A better hell of their own making I cannot think of.