JD Vance is so bad, even JD Vance wants to kill JD Vance.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
(www.nytimes.com)
About to say, lmao. Probably pissed at always hearing his name attached to a sniveling weasel of a man.
After getting asked why he doesn't just change his name: "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."
Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.
That's a very good point.
Ya know.....from that perspective? Mans got a point!
Dude you don't mention your plans on social media, you just go do it. Fucking stupid though. This guy just made social media post and he gets two years. Meanwhile Trump does the same all the fucking time and gets to continue to be president.
When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
it is my personal opinion that the relevant law should be abolished, but since 1917 it’s been a felony to threaten bodily harm or kidnapping of those within the presidential line of succession, which does not include the mayor of new york city unless he decides to run for the presidential ticket or marry and become trump’s immediate family.
*trump was on the verge of being sentenced for threatening to hang mike pence until he won the election.
I don't remember them even bringing charges against him for that, much sentence him.
You're right. There was a case with Special Counsel Jack Smith on his Jan. 6 actions but the charges did not including threatening the VP.
Are we sure it wasn't one of the 34x he was convicted?
Yes, we're sure. Those 34 convictions were all for identical charges of "falsifying business records in the first degree," related to secret payments made to Stormy Daniels so that she wouldn't tell anyone about having a sexual affair with him.
Don't forget the part where he's a pedophile! Most people look down on that.
Only in murica ,land of free 🗣...nothing👨👨👦👦
"Why should I change? He's the one that sucks."
Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.
I'm not entirely convinced they're not the same person
I mean, has anyone ever seen them at the same time?
Someone check the couches for DNA!
When your doppleganger from another reality/dimension wants to kill you preemptively for fucking up the timeline so bad…