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J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President (www.nytimes.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Aatube@kbin.melroy.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“Mr. Vance still enjoys wearing diapers,” she wrote of her client, who used the alias “Diaperjdv” on social media.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

JD Vance is so bad, even JD Vance wants to kill JD Vance.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

About to say, lmao. Probably pissed at always hearing his name attached to a sniveling weasel of a man.

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

After getting asked why he doesn't just change his name: "No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Everything was great, until that no-talent ass-clown started winning enemies.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

That's a very good point.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ya know.....from that perspective? Mans got a point!