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J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President (www.nytimes.com)

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“Mr. Vance still enjoys wearing diapers,” she wrote of her client, who used the alias “Diaperjdv” on social media.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are we sure it wasn't one of the 34x he was convicted?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yes, we're sure. Those 34 convictions were all for identical charges of "falsifying business records in the first degree," related to secret payments made to Stormy Daniels so that she wouldn't tell anyone about having a sexual affair with him.