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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[–] Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works 94 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago

Thanks, Trumpbama

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I prefer shumming

[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

The big brows didn't get it

[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

I love how angry boomer humor makes people. It makes it so funny to me.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 33 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You're right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

Cringe censoring is cringe

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I'm something of an expert. You'd know nothing about it

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I'm sleepy. Women: you just can't please 'em!

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