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[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're talking about 25 january 2027

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, Orthodox^Orthodox^ Christmas

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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lousy smarvember weather

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago

It feels like there have been 25 months this year.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ah yes, the 25th month of Descrimbruember

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is this person not considering the 25th day of the 25th month of 2125?

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I regret to inform you that human history will not be occurring on that date.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It'll be like September 3rd, 1752.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Dude... Too soon.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

And human future before it happens, which is now!

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[–] greygore@lemmy.world 46 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Everyone knows that the only year with 25 months was 2020.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No, whenever Trump is president years suddenly have 25 months in them. It did apply in 2020 but the phenomenon is back again.

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[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (6 children)

Now you know how the rest of the world feels reading US-style dates.

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

but in the year 2525 all life on earth will be extinct

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 25th month of it sure as shit didn't

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he's gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit..

This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But if man is still alive, and woman can survive they may find…

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fake. I’ve been to the year 3000 and nothing has changed but we live underwater.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Not 2025-12-25, or 12/25/25, or 25/12/25?

I'm confused why we have a 25th month this year.

Also, assuming the human species is still around and celebrates Christmas, there will be a 2525/12/25

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 21 hours ago

In all the world, there's only one technology
A rusty sword for practicing proctology

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This only works in America as the day and month are the other (correct) way around everywhere else.

[–] baconsunday@lemmy.zip 33 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

This doesn't work here. We have no 25th month.

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[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What they mean to say is: this only works if you eat all the lead paint chips and fuck your sisters until your family tree is a stump.

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[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It is the first time in human history for christmas to fall on Dec 25, AD 2025. It will never happen again.

[–] Una@europe.pub 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not with that attitude changes the calendar

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[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The best show that never got the CGI or plot development or really much else it deserved beyond trying to get Jennifer Sky and Gina Torres something to lure Xena fans away as they started to sunset that series.

TIL that Gina Torres sings the theme. Never knew that, and I love it so much.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

I'm so tired and hungover you got me there for a second

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄

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[–] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the year 252525, the backwards time-machine still won't have arrived.
In all the world there's only 1 technology, a rusty sword for practicing proctology.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 5 points 22 hours ago

Gotta wait til the year 802,701.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 17 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Except on 25/25/2525

Well, if we make it that far

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 16 points 21 hours ago

Right, and Santa will be coming down the chimney at 25:25 P. M.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not ISO 8601 format, can not read.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] fascicle@leminal.space 13 points 23 hours ago

The war on Halloween has gone too far, now we have 25 straight months of Christmas

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

And it falls on a Friday the 13th this year!

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 17 hours ago

Its the 25th December of the Millennium.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I mean. There was also 0025, 0125, 0225... It's actually fallen on 25/25/25 20 times now...

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