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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Doo too-doo too

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 44 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

…and that shaggy MF wants $40,000,000 for next years hardware refresh and 8yr support licensing.

Source: I am that shaggy MF.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago

and you get just about through the door and they already are saying no.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 34 points 5 hours ago
[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I never come up from my dungeon to talk to accounting. I send a precisely formatted, detailed, and concise email that they inevitably only read half of.

I'd rather have a paper trail anyway.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One of the first thing I learned in my IT internship is that you keep your receipts. That way management can't blame you for implementing their stupid requests.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Another legitimately great strategy is the Wally Deflector (hate that Dilbert's creator turned out to be an asshat). Force them to do some work. Anything really works, just something to slow down the firehose and enforce that it's a partnership working towards a solution. Usually the best way is to just ask for clarification and actual hard requirements.

So many things just shrivel up and die when the person asking for it realizes IT isn't going to just outsource their full responsibilities including domain specific knowledge or basic fucking thought for them just because it's going to become digital or automated.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I've got a customer right now who needs this lesson taught to them, but I lack the power to properly discipline them.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 29 points 6 hours ago

Yep, I can confirm.

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I worked at two of the biggest accounting firms in the world. You know, the kind that you read about in the news because they're hiding rich people's money. And yes, the older ones especially, are useless with computers. We had one secretary to a senior partner who insisted on having a typewriter.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 16 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I can actually see the point of a typewriter.

If someone involved in underhanded business gets an email or an electronically letter, they might think there's an electronic trail.

If the letter was hand typed, they'll know it's not quite as traceable

I've read that Putin's security people use typewriters for just this reason.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You can forensically link a typed text to the typewriter that wrote it.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 15 points 5 hours ago

Yes, if the person doesn't burn the message.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Well, as a legal secretary in the early 1990s... I had to type things in triplicate (pressure printed on my typewriter...)

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago

I'll go further back in the Wayback Machine.

When I was very young I got a Disney book where Mickey and Donald Duck are in school. Donald tells Mickey they don't need to learn to spell because when they grow up they'll be able to buy typewriters. Donald thought that typewriters would automatically correct any spelling mistakes.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa... I am an old shit who does miss her electronic typewriter that actually produced a product in real time without having to rely on cloud/blueshit connections. but okay, since you probably have not had a real time experience... it is reasonable that you don't relate. Understand... everytime I try to print post op instructions at work, my computer can't figure out what printer to send it to so I have to select one out of like 30 printers it lists. This is not convenient nor helpful.

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I fixed my mom's mechanical typewriter when I was twelve, when I was fifteen I released a couple of issues of a punk fanzine that I typed up on my mom's IBM electric typewriter. My mom was a secretary in the days of Madmen, she learned to use words processors and printers. But this woman would phone IT when her typewriter wasn't working, in 3005 this was not my problem.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Accountants think it's a guy

IT is far more subtle and complex than that

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 hours ago

that sentient shroom owns a custom fursuit that costs as much as a small yaczt

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

A few jobs ago I had the CEO of the startup I worked at tell me that when he was meeting investors they'd question an engineer's competence if they showed up looking too well dressed.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

I used to work in the call center of a regional office for a giant company. I got the opportunity to “apprentice” with another department, which basically meant I would shadow the same employee for an hour or two a week for six months and then I could apply for a transfer and they’d hire me preferentially unless I seemed like a fuckup. The department was staffed with 90% former biglaw attorneys who didn’t want to deal with the rat race anymore and located in the main office. I felt like this the first time I showed up in my nice jeans and a fancy-to-me top to this incredible marbled building full of people wearing suits more expensive than my car.

I got that job, by the way, and less than two years later, it had demoralized me to the point that I left “per mutual agreement” and went back to school to move to an entirely different industry. I did also make enough money in that time to finance a move abroad, including living expenses for three years, visas, bringing my cat with me, and grad school though, so I’m not exactly mad about it in the end.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Depends if it's a young tech coming up to fix their computer, or an older tech coming up to elaborate what the recent Capex request is for, because it just takes to damn long to write in email.

If it's the latter then yeah that checks out.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Naw, most of the accountants are in their late 40's / 50's The C-Staff (including the CFO if you need to talk to him about it) are in the it late 50's early 60's/

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip -2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I would just be happy to not have to delete 25 IT email notifications about downtimes and fixes every other day. Like WTF do I even have to care about that shit? Just make my work email actually functional vs a dumpster of shit dumped on me.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like someone needs to figure out email filters. Probably best to send it to a folder and mark as read instead of delete it, that way when it does inevitably concern you (something you use isn't working) you can check them for notice of what's going on.