What should you do? Become president of France. Problem solved.
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2025
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I mean, first you have to know eachother since you were 14, your parents change you schools because her comportment is being problematic but she finds you anyway... Then you can lie about being neither left nor right while pandering to the alt right, and only then you get to be president.
Lay down a curfew, and enforce it by promising not to release a sex tape
introduce him to your mum
It's time for a switcharoo
Because I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should fuck each other's mothers
Fuck each other's moooooms! 🎶
I saw that movie....
What movie? It's from the Lonely Island with Justin Timberlake
Play catch with him
Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.
setup a play-date
Belt to ass, duh
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that'll teach 'em...
Make him buy You beer.
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I'm not your parent, I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
Kids at 25 is the least fun way to be 25.
Bright side is that they're out of the house by 45. Still though, I'd rather be relatively free of responsibilities at 25 than 45.
Here's my suggestion: find someone you won't have to change the diapers of by the time you start needing reading glasses yourself.
But what if that’s your fetish?
Steal his Airpods.
Kick his ass in Fortnite, obviously.
I think I have seen this porn.
Challenge him to a game of rock scissors paper winner gets the mom
I'm sorry to inform you sir but that game is definitely called rock paper scissors
What do you mean it’s called paper scissors rock?
I thought it was called scissors rock paper?
Cut him out of the will.
Leave for milk and cigarettes?
Fuck his mom, louder
Ask him to buy you a bottle to help you cope, like a good father.