π£ Cash up front or I'll use it again.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
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Psh! This is so easy give me that cash and youβll never see me using that stupid π£ emo-
^fuck^
I'll take 200 million and can honestly say I've never used that emoji and will continue on that path.
Look at you, already deducting the taxes π£ββοΈπΈ
Nah, too risky. What if during those two days someone puts a gun to my head and tells me they'll shoot unless I post the rowboat emoji? What if I'm stranded in the middle of a lake and need to communicate to an illiterate person that they should get their rowboat and come help me?
Pfft, ez
With 500m I can afford to use the β΅ emoji instead π
Shit, look at you moneybags. How much did it cost you to post that?
π¬ *lauhgs in CEO
π£ββοΈ
I couldnβt help it
π£ββοΈwhat is going on thereβs not just one thereβs three?
Gender modifier. Neutral, male, female.
π£π£ββοΈπ£ββοΈ
You can also get different skin color variations.
π£π»π£πΌπ£π½π£πΎπ£πΏ
πΆ and an empty one
Is πΆ okay? How about π§πΆ?
Not now that I know it exists.
Sending my wife an emoji of a little man in a boat, brb.
I didn't know this emoji existed, but now I don't think I could abstain from using it.
There's a boat emoji?
π«
I cannot stop laughing at the mpreg emoji after reading a long online thread of people complaining for its existance
π«π«π€° oh yeah I'm safe
Hell no. I want to be unable to use that emoji for at least a year, preferably a lifetime.
(The Unicode consortium betrayed us, and themselves, by putting emoji in Unicode.)
Transcription
U get $500 Million cash ..
but u can't use the guy rowing boat emoji for 2 Days
Would u do it ??
[A picture of a chat box with nothing in it but the 'man rowing boat' emoji with medium-light skin tone. π£πΌββοΈ]
Easy. Who is this aimed at?