this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2025
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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Uncensor those feet or so help me

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] a_person@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Stop bragging and uncensor your "12'" weiner.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Oops! I dropped my magnum condom for my monster dong!

Though it is 12 inches.

[–] puzzleheadedegg1499@lemmy.world 1 points 22 minutes ago

There’s also a water bottle filling station in the back. The water bottle is sitting on it, but meant to be blacked out.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago

When you do the problem wrong but get the right answer.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 hours ago

rubber and liquor too?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Btw I've always wondered. What's up with those fountain things? Do Americans not carry water bottles?

[–] DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of us do, but also that water's gotta come from somewhere.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] DrFunkenstein@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

These are more public and usually filtered, most people wouldn't wanna fill their water bottles in the sink in a bathroom, so these are perfect for like, gyms or public schools

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 49 minutes ago

Right, sorry, I kinda assumed the US had good tap water (except that one town), so people there would fill their bottles at sinks, too

[–] a_person@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

A lot of the times, no. Their is a water bottle filler at this station though.

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

free energy

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

i thought it was a cat hanging off the bowl from the thumbnail and was disappointed after clicking

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago