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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 91 points 16 hours ago

This whole saga is like Trump found a cursed monkey's paw and wished that the internet would believe he's had sex with a consenting adult.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 64 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I'm really ootl what's going on?

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 42 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] int_not_found@feddit.org 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 13 hours ago

Good to know even powerful disgusting people abuse ticketing priority systems

Ah, who am I kidding, they're probably the ones most likely to do so

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t get it. Can someone explain it to me?

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Here Epstein suggests Putin has pictures of trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not just pictures, "the pictures".

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago

Imagine if Clinton came out and said “I DID have sexual relations with Donnie TEE”

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

One of the Epstein emails talks about pics of Trump blowing Bubba and the speculation is that Clinton is Bubba.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"Speculation" lol, it was Bill's well-known nickname

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It is but it's not like he's the only person in the world with that nickname

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You're right, they probably meant Bubba from Forrest Gump

collapsed inline mediaImagine him making this face, too
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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 9 hours ago

Hahah, Trump's blowing him and Bubba's just listing out all the ways you can serve shrimp.

[–] markz@suppo.fi 63 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope that soon no one can say it without thinking about this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago

Pretty sure that happens sometime today if it hasn't already.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 55 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 37 points 17 hours ago

They just let you do it.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 54 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

To think, Bill Clinton woke up thinking this was going to be a normal day of vaguely being linked to the epstein files, and letting a 19 year old take the fall for him.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 12 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Bill Clinton is still alive? What's he up to these days?

[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

Dude is the same age as Trump.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Being a creepy old white dude, last I checked. Business as usual.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Probably getting a blowy from Trump.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Those sick bastards used Gmail.

[–] subgenius@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Slick. Slick Willy vs. Pedo king.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 26 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Oh man! Okay, I give up. Okay, here's the truth, I did not give Bill Clinton a bj! I'm the only person in the world that Bill's big rock hard shlong has not been into.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

schlong

That word reminds me of a bizarre tweet that Trump actually tweeted in 2015:

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/679506175239532545

[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 8 hours ago

Omfg amazing. He's the worst but he's probably the most unintentionally hilarious person of all time. What a fucking dipshit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago
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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I did not have sexual relations with that long schlong!

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Focusing on Trump and Bill is a propaganda distraction.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 53 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

talking about the released Epstein file emails is a distraction from.... the Epstein files...?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

From the rape and pedo stuff – absolutely. The outcome of focusing on Clinton is politically neutralizing and has likely made everything else contained irrelevant background news. It is humiliating to Trump, but not actually politically damaging at all. That is a perfectly calculated distraction to focus the public on by design.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Nah, it's a great booster meme for the popularity of this scandal, at least on the left side. It keeps it going in people's minds and that's all that matters in the long run because Trump and his cronies were hoping people would forget, and it hasn't. Many former Trump supporters cite the Trumpstein files as one of the issues that drove them away from MAGA.

Just as an example, JD Vance fucking couches has done jack for anything other than people making a fool out of him. Do you really respect him after that meme came out? I sure don't. And I still think he's a menace.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Not politically damaging? Have you met his base? They are going to snarl at this, and he's powerless without them!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Have you met his base? They are not going to care about this. Or the pedo proofs. Or anything for that matter.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Not from what I've seen. Granted, it's filtered through leftist sources, but the heart of the matter is that he has been losing popularity and some people like MTG have done a 180 solely based on this. You can tell some yokels are uncomfortable and I say that's a small advantage you can't overlook. It's a crack in the shining armor.

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[–] CatsPajamas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

This is a distraction from the new war which is a distraction from the Epstein files which is which iswhichwishjeishsish

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Trump giving anyone a blow job, let alone bill clinton, is hilarious. If the epstein files are worse than this, it's going to be one hell of a ride if/when they're released. I bet there's video of him raping children and possibly pics/video of this. It would explain why they're fighting like hell to keep these private. The raping of the children will lose the women magas and the "gay stuff" will lose the men magas.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They will just say ignore it or say it's AI or some form of excuse

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Social media is propaganda distraction... All of this.

People should turn off their phones and devices but at this point, we cant go back.

Most people here were probably not even born before smart phones. They have no memories what life was like before all this. So this is "normal".

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, most here have been around 1984 when people get to talking and sharing. In socials, we tend to group together in strange unintentional ways like this.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah Lemmy may have a bit older techy audience who were there, thats true.

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[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 6 points 16 hours ago

swiper no swiping!

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