DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn't turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn't see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just.....endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don't even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I've ever seen in my entire life, and I'm old. It was beautiful.
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
"I did not have sexual relations with that timeline."
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Wait, this is real? What the fuck
I legitimately don't know and I'm afraid to search it, please send help
Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type "Trump gave Clinton a blowjob" so it gets suggested for any Trump search
Searching it is praxis, you're obligated to do it.
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Fuckin what
Blowing what
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
If being a pedophile doesn't bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I'm gonna be pissed
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn't notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
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Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
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It's irresponsible to post this without a source
Are you lost? It's a shitpost sub, lol.
Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.
I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton's cock.
But here is the context. You can find it below.
For the record, no I do not think it is real. I'm just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I'm just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton's dick.
Relax.
What's funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says "we're actually full up at the moment, but you're definitely staying. We'll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we'll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay."
They go to the first room and it's Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says "no, no, I can't do that. Not going in there."
They go to the second room and it's George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says "nope, nope, can't do that. Not going in there either."
They go to the third door and it's Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says "oh absolutely, I'll take this room for sure!" So the devil says "ok. Monica you're out, Trump get in there and get to work!"
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
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It's totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.
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I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn't Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He's with Bannon so his brother is joking "ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?"
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying "ask Bannon about that thing you told me about."
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I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
Some people find power in performing a "submissive" act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh... strokes for different folks.
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Guys... What if this was the reason he didn't want the Epstein files released? He doesn't care about everyone knowing he's a pedo; he just doesn't want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
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Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"
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That's gey
Presidentially gey
It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.
Oh please ye unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express.
I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
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Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode...
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
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Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.
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